AISubs v3.7
- Iyato! - Takato!
- Ryoto! - Toshiozo!
- Imouto! - Um...
There's a sudden change in Kamiwada, right?
- Kamiwada... - I know it.
- It was really popular at the time. - I know it.
And I was really happy that they made it for me.
I didn't know how to order it at the time,
- but there was an order-cutting system. - Oh!
If you said, "How many grams of this meat do you want?"
- they'd cut it for you right away. - I see.
"Oh, how many grams is it?" "May I?" Like that.
- You could order as many grams as you wanted. - Yeah.
And there's an episode I'll never forget.
I asked for 200 grams of some meat.
And then...
It might be opening stuff, but...
Batsun!
It's 240 grams. May I?
May I?
- This is fine, but... - Yeah.
- it's a fake loss. - No, it's not a loss.
- It's like, "I'll pay you 240 grams, but may I?" - Oh!
- It's a loss. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, yeah! - It's decided in grams and yen.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh!
So, "200 batsun" is impossible,
but it's a little better.
It's impossible.
- But I thought "240 grams is a loss." - Yeah, yeah.
I thought it was fine, so I decided not to pay.
But I thought it'd be hard...
to divide the amount you want from a large lump of meat.
So, today...
in the future, if I can't make YouTube money,
you might suddenly start working part-time.
- So I thought you'd practice. - I'm already studying.
Sudden penalty battle!
- But I want to practice. - Wow!
- I'll play a sudden penalty game! - Yay!
It's started!
- Please divide into teams. - Huh?
- Yay! - Blue team and blue team!
- Blue team and blue team!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Please play rock, paper, scissors. - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock! - Rock!
- The loser pays! - Yay!
- It's not that important! Don't do it all of a sudden!
- Yay! - All of a sudden, fate has changed!
- Seriously? - It's a battle, right?
- Yes. - But the winner of this video is definitely me.
- Probably. - Whoa!
- Wait, today's an award ceremony. - The two winners will split up.
- Oh, okay. - And the two losers will just eat that delicious steak.
- So today's winner is me. Congratulations. - No!
- The one who eats will definitely not lose. - First of all, the tall team...
- Please order the amount of meat you want to eat for the enemy team. - Okay, let's say it's 100...
- Please say, "I want 100 grams." - I want 100 grams.
- And you're the one who's going to cut up the steak, right? - Yes.
- So right now, you're holding up a big chunk of meat.
- It's this big, so... - I want to eat huge meat!
- Wow! - Yes!
- Huh? It's huge! - It doesn't look like it.
- Yumemaru, please cut up only 100 grams of the meat you just cut up. - Okay.
- And once you've cut up 100 grams of it, you can eat 100 grams of it. - Okay.
- That's the game. So far, so good, right? - So far, so good.
- Okay, so we talked about what the game is...
- If Yumemaru says, "I want 100 grams of it," but you say you've cut up 150 grams of it... - Yes, yes, yes.
- That's Yumemaru's mistake, right? - Well, it's my mistake, right?
- Yes, so in that case...
- "Oh, I'm sorry, customers. I accidentally cut up 150 grams of what I should have cut up."
- "So we'll eat up this 150 grams of meat," says Toshimitsu. - Oh!
- In other words, if you cut it up properly, you don't have to eat it.
- The enemy's attack will survive. - Oh!
- So we don't know if it's an attack or defense, right? - Oh, that's right.
- So think about how you're going to order it.
- If you want to kill the enemy with one strike, you can cut it up to 100 grams. - That's right.
- If you're going to eat it, you should eat it yourself. - How many grams of meat do you want to eat?
- This time, it's plus or minus 10%. - Oh, if it's 300 grams, it's 330 grams.
- It's pretty hard. - It's hard. - I'm going to eat all of it. - Stop it! It's difficult!
- So, how does it end? - Either of you is full of stomachs and you're done. - That's the rule.
- You're done if you spit it out. - You can say you're full of stomachs. - You're definitely full of stomachs.
- Well, let's make it less at first. - Of course, of course.
[Ordering]
- Okay, please order! - Okay! I want to eat 130 grams of delicious meat!
- 130 grams. - You can only eat 13 grams of meat? - That's right. - It's difficult. - It's difficult.
- Okay, 130 grams of meat. - Oh, here it is! - Wow! - Thank you!
- I'm sure people who are suddenly quiet will cut it up and say, "Oh, it's a little hard. I'll cut it up a little more." I don't think they'll do something like this.
- Wow! - I think it's only "bang!" - Please decide in one go. - Please put it in once and drop it down properly.
- It's 130 grams, right? - It's 130 grams, right? - I'm going! - I'm going! - Oh, but it might be good. - It might be good.
- I see. - Yes! - It looks delicious! - Yes! - Okay, please put it on the scale. - I'll put it on! - Yes!
- Ta-da! - Wow!
- 121 grams! - Well done! - I'm happy! - Wow! - That's amazing for the first try! - Suddenly! - Yay! - Suddenly! - Suddenly! - I'm happy! - I'm happy! - It's so little! - I remembered it, Tetsuya! It's like this!
- Well, it's going to take some time to cook, so let's do it for customers. - Yes, but it's big once you see it. - That's right. - Can you put it out? - Yes. - Please give me 170 grams. - Oh! - It's a little more than before.
- It's about 150 to 187 grams. - Yes, it's going to go all of a sudden.
- All of a sudden! - It's going to go all of a sudden!
- Oh, it's soft. - It's good meat.
- It looks delicious. - It's really good meat, and it's well seasoned.
- Yes, it's done. - Yes, it's done. - Yes, yes, yes. - Well, let's do it.
- Ready, go! - Yes!
- Oh! - 130 grams!
- Not suddenly! - Not suddenly!
- You're crazy! - This is exactly like the donburi from before!
- The same donburi! - Only 3 grams left!
- We're bothering our customers, so we'd like to say hello. - Isn't the order different?
- 20 grams have gone wrong, and 130 grams have gone wrong. - I asked for 170 grams, but 40 grams are different.
- Oh, it's 170 grams. - Oh, that's right!
- I made a mistake. - That's right!
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- When you cut it, you said it was only 3 grams left, but I think you got the order wrong.
- What's wrong with me? - What's wrong with you?
- The moment you said it, I thought it was thin. - That's right!
- It's thin! - It's not like me!
- I want to look back and say where I said what. - You said you had to despair the moment you said 130 grams, but you didn't despair much.
- You said it was only 3 grams left, but you remembered it when you cut it.
- Don't say it! - It's time for you to go to the next stage.
- No, you're definitely not going to do this well. - Yeah, you're right.
- You said it was only 3 grams left, but you remembered it when you cut it. - Okay, okay, okay.
- I'm counting on you. - Leave it to me.
- It's here! - Yay!
- It looks delicious! - It looks delicious!
- I'm happy! - It's really good meat.
- It's good. - Wow!
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- It's delicious! - It looks really good!
- It's really delicious! - It's good!
- I'm envious of it! - It's delicious!
- I'm already full. - It's good!
- This is the meat I mentioned earlier. - Yes, yes.
- Isn't it Koisinbo? - Isn't it better to order while eating?
- I just broke it. - That's right.
- It's better to go with the premise of removing it. - I'm going to blame you.
- It's hard, but I'll give you the meat. - Yes.
- 270 grams, please. - Wow!
- Really? - Hey, this is...
- Hey... - It's pretty big.
- 143 to 297 grams, I think.
- Large numbers also have large widths. - Ah, it's here.
- Oh, it's here! - It's amazing! It's a lump!
- I don't know what this is. - It's not bitter.
- I can eat it once, right? - You can eat it at all, right?
- I'll put it on. - It's not good for eating.
- Huh? - 189!
- Huh? - It's a little light for me.
- It's too light for you. - It's too light for me.
- Huh? - I'm sorry.
- I made a mistake. - I'll let you eat it.
- Oh, that's... - Do you want me to eat 270?
- I'm sorry. - I'll eat it.
- Huh? 180! - Right?
- Huh? - Okay!
- Order it! - You can do it, Tetsuya!
- I've said everything I wanted to say. - Yeah.
- Order system. - Yes, sir.
- 240, please. - 2-4, right?
- 2-4.
- 116-254.
- It's a lot wider than I thought. - Yeah, it's wider than I thought.
- You can do it. - You can do it.
- So I'll go for 260. - Wouldn't you be scared if you chose 260?
- That would be the biggest attack. - But it's really...
- Here! - Okay!
- No, it's huge! - Eat it!
- Which one? - This angle is important.
- No, I think it's good. - I think it's good, too.
- I think it's good. - Wow!
- I think you did a good job. - It's finally here!
- Okay, so 216-264. - Here we go!
- Okay, how many grams is it? - 291...
- Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? - Excuse me, sir...
- How many grams did you order? - 240 grams.
- What's your order list? - Excuse me, sir!
- Huh? Huh? Huh? - I'm in the middle of my service right now...
- I'd like to eat a lot... - No, no, no, you don't need 240 grams.
- It's too much for me... - Hey, hey!
- I'm sorry if I caused you any extra trouble... - That's...
- That's what it is, isn't it? - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
- Wow! - That hurts!
- That's about 290 grams. - Wow!
- That was really good. - Oh, you ate it!
- Should we go for another one? - Oh!
- How many grams should we go for? - Hmm...
- I'll go for 80 grams! - 80! Okay, understood!
- My arms aren't wide, but it's hard for me. - Oh!
- It's slanted. - Whoa!
- It's pretty thin, isn't it?! - I'm gonna win the lottery!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Okay, 72 to 88. - Here we go!
- Okay! - There!
- Are you kidding me? - 67!
- Oh, that was close! - That was close!
- Okay, losing team! - Hmm, what should we do?
- Wait, give me 150 grams! - Whoa!
- Huh? - Oh!
- Oh, 150! - Oh, that's low!
- I'm counting on you! - I'm really counting on you!
- Should we do "made in Iowa"? - "Made in Iowa"?
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- If it's 80 here, it's here for sure! - It's here!
- Dang! - It's a little slanted, so it'll change.
- It'll really change. - Okay!
- Let's go! - Okay!
- 135, 165. - I'm counting on you!
- Here we go! - Okay!
- No!
- How many? How many?
- 110.
- Do you hate me?
- Wait, you...
- Do you hate me? - Do it!
- No, it's too low.
- It was like that!
- You're just saying it afterwards!
- When you saw it from here...
- It's probably too low. - You're lying!
- No, it's too low.
- You're fast! - You're fast!
- 70 seconds. - You know...
- It's amazing that Yumemaru got it right once. - It's amazing.
- Maybe. - So...
- It's obvious that you can't get it right. - You're really bad at this.
- So far, only Yumemaru got it right. - Now, say the next question.
- I'm not even here yet and you're treating me like this?
- It's better for Yumemaru to miss it than for me to get it right.
- So far, Yumemaru is definitely more likely to win.
- Yumemaru getting it right for the first time...
- I think it's a priority.
- A priority?
- Okay, I got it.
- Even if you get it right...
- I'll make sure you can eat as much as you want.
- 210 yen, please.
- You're really bad at this.
- This is definitely impossible. - Impossible!
- It's impossible, right? - It's impossible!
- It's impossible, right?!
- I did it...
- Ah, it's low!
- I did it! - I did it!
- It's low?!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay!
- It's low for you, Onii-san.
- What?!
- You're underestimating me!
- 136 yen?!
- I'm sorry!
- Don't mess with me!
- And salt and pepper!
- It's too strong! Don't mess with me!
- Okay!
- This is where it gets serious.
- Boy's room!
- This is where it gets serious.
- I want to go eat steak.
- I want to see it!
- "Hey! Come to America!"
- I want to see steak like that.
- Oh, okay, okay!
- I said 450 yen or something like that.
- I'm going to win this one.
- 340 yen!
- You idiot!
- I'm begging you!
- It's really big.
- Yeah, it's really big.
- 360 to 370 yen.
- It's too big!
- It's almost 300 yen!
- 110, 120, 130...
- What kind of calculation is that?!
- It doesn't make sense!
- It's just a feeling!
- Sensei, you're nervous, right?
- You don't know how things work.
- You don't know how things work!
- It's seriously 340 yen.
- It's seriously 320 yen.
- Let's do it.
- This video is bad right now.
- It's not funny at all.
- It's here!
- This is amazing!
- I don't know what this is.
- I really don't know what this is.
- It's huge!
- Seriously? - No way! - Hey, hey! Hey, hey! - Hey! - You're kidding me! - Look at this! - He said it. - Look at this!
- It's like... - It's like, they are doing sex results right now. - Yeah.
- 306 to 374! - Eh, I told you! - I think I said this. Seriously. - He said it. - It's wonderful! - He said it. - He said it. - Great. - But, we probably wouldn't have done it if you didn't say it. - Yeah, we wouldn't have done it if you didn't say it. - We all said it. - Yeah. - We all said it. - We all said it. - We all said it. - This is the attack we wanted to see. This nice one. We're letting you eat it, you know.
Here we go!
Ready, set...
- Hm? - How many?
384.
That's a lot.
[384]
- Huh? What does that mean? - Huh? What does that mean?
- That's a little too many. - That's a little too many.
- I can't eat it. - I can't eat it.
What do we do about this?!
This time, we really...
I'm sorry!
You should apologize!
- I'm sorry! - Why are you apologizing?!
- I'm sorry! - Since we have a customer,
we'll give you a meat mileage of 2 million yen.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Oh, okay! - Oh, okay!
- Wow... - Wow...
- But...
- But how much can you eat? - Yeah...
- I thought it'd be about 450. - Yeah, I thought so too.
It's really bad if you only eat it once in a video.
- It's really bad if you don't get it right. - It's really hard, you know?
- Wait a minute... - Can you eat it?
- I can't eat it. - I can't eat it.
- 384 is hard. - Oh, I'm in 4th place.
- How much did you eat, Shimizu-san? - 65%!
- Oh... - I want to eat a little more.
- But it's still coming. - Thank you for waiting, Shimizu-san.
- Oh, it's here! - Thank you.
- Wow! - Wow!
- What?! - What?!
- A bodybuilder's meal? - I'm sorry about this...
- I'm sure it won't even go in. - What should I do...
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Is it good? - This is ridiculous.
- Hahaha! - This is weird.
- Why does it change so much? - It doesn't change. The meat hasn't changed.
- Ryo-kun, what are you doing? Don't try to make a roll. - I'm fighting!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Hey, don't push it! - I've never seen a steak like this before!
- Whoa! - I can't do it anymore!
- Eat the wall! - Eat the wall!
- It's been a while, where did you go? - I'm busy.
- It's been about 15 minutes. - It's not over yet.
- It's not over. - Hahaha!
- It's okay if it's over. - Okay!
- What?! - A man of spirit!
- Whoa!
- And... - What?!
- A piece of cloth!
- It's done! - It's done!
- And it goes on! - #10 - Wow... - Weigh it in... - It cuts through a lot! - It's too wicked... - Will it be a counterattack?! - This is awesome... - If we can answer it... - And you know, saying 800g here would be a bit anti-meatmanship, wouldn't it? - If we're really following the rules of the game, we'll only say 10g. - 10g... - Here's 10g... - 10g! Please say 10g! - All right, here's 10g!
This?!
I thought it would be like this
Okay, this!
10g!
Is there about 20g?
Here I go!
16g...
See?!
Can you eat that much?!
Is it too much?
It's too much!
Leave it to me!
It's finally opened!
There is no other way than for Tetsuya to keep frying, so Toshimitsu will be able to afford it meaninglessly...
That's not true!
Tetsuya's daily life is cool, so I'll eat it up!
I love meat!
250g!
Wow!
It's just one meal from now on!
You can do it, Tetsuya!
I'll show you my only good angle!
I'm counting on you, Tetsuya!
It's from 225g to 275g!
Isn't it too much?
It's definitely here!
Here!
I said it!
Isn't it good?
I think it's good...
I think you did it!
It's from 225g to 275g!
Yes!
I'm counting on you, Tetsuya!
Please!
There's no other way for me!
Here I go!
Ready...
It's 225g!
Wow!
I did it!
- I did it! - I did it!
- Suddenly... - Yeah!
We finally did it!
If we keep winning like this, we can win against each other!
- I'll be happy for a long time! - Yeah!
- What's this? - What is this marbling? You're licking it!
- Nice! - Just say the number of the amount there.
I really have no choice but to do it.
- Okay, it's moved. - Okay, go!
- Let it out! - It may be a little big!
This is a blow.
- As expected. - I thought it would smell a little too.
I'll eat it now.
- Mm! - It's not greasy.
It's good.
As expected of Alka.
[Alka's first sushi]
- Wow! - It looks delicious.
- It's here! - It's here!
I think we'll get it from here too, right?
- Please give me 10 grams. - Okay.
[Alka's first sushi]
I'm finally eating it.
[Alka's first sushi]
[Alka's first sushi] Sushi!
[Alka's first sushi]
You said you wanted to eat 10 grams, Uchimori-san!
Okay, Uchimi-san.
- How many grams do you want to eat? - Okay!
110!
- 110 grams, Uchimori-san. - 110!
Wow, it's hard to say 110 from here.
It's hard to say 110 from here!
[Alka's first sushi]
Seriously, Tetsuya, it's over if you miss it.
- Ah! - Tetsuya, it depends on your skills!
It's there, you know!
It's not there!
You can do it, Tetsuya!
You can do it!
You can do it, Tetsuya!
No, it's here!
Don't pretend like you're stupid and eat it.
Nooo!
No, I seriously want to hit it.
- Here! - Okay!
It's really straight.
- It's good! - It's good!
- I think it's good.
Is it going to be good?
There's a possibility it's good.
- Here I go! - Okay.
One, two...
One hundred and thirty-seven!
That's too many orders, Mr. Nojimitsu!
That's too many orders!
What are you going to do about it?
Are you going to do it all of a sudden, Mr. Issen?
I'll take responsibility...
and resign!
We're doomed!
Thank you for everything you've done for us!
We're doomed!
[We're doomed!]
- It's closed down. - It's closed down.
I can't do this.
- I don't like it either. - So it's closed down.
But she's not the type of person who doesn't know how to do anything.
- That's right. - That's right.
- It's difficult. - It's difficult.
But we were able to see your strength today.
You're not the type of person who can sit up straight and look down all day.
You only have about half of the meat left in there!
What do we do about this?
You have to throw it all away.
Your trash bag is a little too big.
- I'm sorry about that. - I'm sorry about that.
She said "the staff enjoyed it," but I'm below the staff today!
She said "the staff enjoyed it," so...
So we'll eat the lunchboxes you gave us!
We enjoyed it so very much!
Thank you for the meal!